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A post-husband romantic life
"Oh my God, I'm very gay."
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"Knowing I can say 'This sucks and I hate it' — That matters"
Be the person who puts her hands on her heart.
My big family-free Swedish adventure
These hills were alive and so was I
Some past faves before summer break(down)
A long list of mean things written by a real b
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This is probably just another one of those things I need to just get over
Leaving men behind and I finally have another girl in the house
Bhad bhabie
Nice books and not too trashy websites
If you're gonna be online might as well not hate yourself for it
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Put the flat hat on the big baby bc he's done at the learning place
We don't have the words
Household
The systems you've tried and set aside
The road to hell is paved with abandoned wipe boards
Food
How do you handle your recipes?
This week I was working on pulling together witches' answers to the survey question "What's a system or process that you tried to optimize your household that didn't work out?" I have some takeaways that I think will make many of you feel
Witchy takes
You can be a witch and still want to throw your kid a fun birthday party
(you can still complain about what you brought upon yourself)
School
3 things I have learned from my kids' school
a perimenopausal mom who plays dodgeball, who loves old names and never stops
work and classifieds
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also, why inflict Catholicism on a child?
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Have a crabby travel baby? It can get better.
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I wasn't ignoring you, I swear
Forgiveness, please.
Humor
Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here
The splitter splatter of little stomachs
Relationships
"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating
Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.
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Strong mothers feed of this!!
Warning: This issue contains both Babymetal and Bloodywood