Put the flat hat on the big baby bc he's done at the learning place

We don't have the words

The systems you've tried and set aside

The road to hell is paved with abandoned wipe boards

How do you handle your recipes?

This week I was working on pulling together witches' answers to the survey question "What's a system or process that you tried to optimize your household that didn't work out?" I have some takeaways that I think will make many of you feel

You can be a witch and still want to throw your kid a fun birthday party

(you can still complain about what you brought upon yourself)

3 things I have learned from my kids' school

a perimenopausal mom who plays dodgeball, who loves old names and never stops

Classified ads spring 2026: Here's what your fellow witches are up to

Add yours in the comments! Also: Witchy merch.

The spring 2026 paid subscriber-only call for classifieds is here

also, why inflict Catholicism on a child?

Have a crabby travel baby? It can get better.

Also the call for classifieds is coming!

I wasn't ignoring you, I swear

Forgiveness, please.

Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here

The splitter splatter of little stomachs

"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating

Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.

Strong mothers feed of this!!

Warning: This issue contains both Babymetal and Bloodywood