Witchy takes
You can be a witch and still want to throw your kid a fun birthday party
(you can still complain about what you brought upon yourself)
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School
3 things I have learned from my kids' school
a perimenopausal mom who plays dodgeball, who loves old names and never stops
work and classifieds
Classified ads spring 2026: Here's what your fellow witches are up to
Add yours in the comments! Also: Witchy merch.
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The spring 2026 paid subscriber-only call for classifieds is here
also, why inflict Catholicism on a child?
Archives
Have a crabby travel baby? It can get better.
Also the call for classifieds is coming!
health
I wasn't ignoring you, I swear
Forgiveness, please.
Humor
Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here
The splitter splatter of little stomachs
Relationships
"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating
Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.
health
Strong mothers feed of this!!
Warning: This issue contains both Babymetal and Bloodywood
health
Witches who lift!!
Especially strong mothers
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Meet the new Witches. (Same as the old Witches)
Plus, a long visit to Malaise-a
Expert advice
I also survived! Moving to another state with kids
And finally, I hope to survive moving off Substack 🧙♀️ 🤝 👻 Tiny bit of housekeeping. First, if all goes according to plan, this is the last Evil Witches you will receive via Substack. I’m sick of the baggage. Your next issue should look very much the same but come via Ghost.