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So you got jokes

So you got jokes

Talking with Julie Vick about being a funny mom when mothering isn't that funny

By Claire Zulkey 24 Feb 2023
What a kid's behavior assessment reads like

What a kid's behavior assessment reads like

Everything's perfectly normal unless you checked any of these boxes

By Claire Zulkey 22 Feb 2023
~*Open wide*~

~*Open wide*~

Advice for witches whose kids really super hate seeing the dentist/doc

By Claire Zulkey 10 Feb 2023
The definitive guide to raising preteen girls without letting them get to you

Expert advice

The definitive guide to raising preteen girls without letting them get to you

lol

By Claire Zulkey 03 Feb 2023
Witches at Hollywood awards ceremonies

Witches at Hollywood awards ceremonies

Eating snacks at the Comedy Prom

By Claire Zulkey 26 Jan 2023
Ditching the zero('s last name)

Relationships

Ditching the zero('s last name)

oh good, more admin stuff

By Claire Zulkey 20 Jan 2023
You deserve to feel fine about your pelvic floor

You deserve to feel fine about your pelvic floor

"Everyone should be able to hold their pee! And their poop!"

By Claire Zulkey 12 Jan 2023
Spiteful gifts for kids whose parents you want to troll

Humor

Spiteful gifts for kids whose parents you want to troll

farts for farts

By Claire Zulkey 19 Dec 2022
This is not a gift guide

Archives

This is not a gift guide

It's a witch guide

By Claire Zulkey 15 Dec 2022
When your kid says a heartbreaking thing to you about their body

Expert advice

When your kid says a heartbreaking thing to you about their body

And you want to tell them they're perfect but you know they won't believe you

By Claire Zulkey 08 Dec 2022
Bearded dragons and their ladies

Bearded dragons and their ladies

Maybe you need a new quiet friend who eats bugs

By Claire Zulkey 01 Dec 2022
The natural woman

Witchy takes

The natural woman

She's content and she doesn't need anything and she ovulates like a champ

By Claire Zulkey 17 Nov 2022
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