Witchy takes
Good things for grandparents to say
This message has been pre-approved by your stressed-out adult child
Claire Zulkey
Looks
Needles. Needles in the front of my face
No longer a famous natural beauty
Expert advice
The golden age of showers?
Yes, I did that on purpose
Petrafied
"Chopped" for family meals and not televised
Parents as our own children's therapists
We don't take insurance and office hours are 24/7
health
Put on your oxygen mask first
Getting through the next few months
Witchy takes
Some things we hope stay
NO to e-learning, YES to curbside everything
Listen to witches
I mean, always
Humor
The worst dates for a baby to be born
Don't give birth or otherwise accept a child into your life born on these dates
Relationships
Parents who still love each other
Consummate professionals
Humor
What to name your baby now that you can't name your baby Baby
Don't have a basic baby
The juicy pod story that never came
Those pods are dry, baby