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Virgins (maybe) who can't drive

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Virgins (maybe) who can't drive

It's almost like we shouldn't let children operate mini-tanks

By Claire Zulkey 27 Apr 2021
Money making money money making

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Money making money money making

Some tips from witches on how to ask for more

By Claire Zulkey 20 Apr 2021
No thanks, I got this

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No thanks, I got this

Nature is healing; American moms are shit

lock-1 By Claire Zulkey 15 Apr 2021
Where's your preschooler going to college?

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Where's your preschooler going to college?

Learning from the Varsity Blues scandal. Maybe.

By Claire Zulkey 13 Apr 2021
Get your rocks off

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Get your rocks off

It don't mean a thing

lock-1 By Claire Zulkey 08 Apr 2021
The Delia*s Woman

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The Delia*s Woman

Tangled up in beige

By Claire Zulkey 06 Apr 2021
The issue with best friends

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The issue with best friends

Forever-ever?

By Claire Zulkey 26 Mar 2021
And a hearty f-you to you, ma'am

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And a hearty f-you to you, ma'am

Taking off my earrings and cracking my knuckles

lock-1 By Claire Zulkey 24 Mar 2021
The wrong tree

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The wrong tree

Always trust witches

lock-1 By Claire Zulkey 19 Mar 2021
My post-COVID schedule

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My post-COVID schedule

We'll never be bored or lonely or tense or sad or scared again

By Claire Zulkey 17 Mar 2021
That one thing

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That one thing

A couch cushion too far

By Claire Zulkey 11 Mar 2021
Your dream summer camp!

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Your dream summer camp!

open now. in your dreams.

lock-1 By Claire Zulkey 09 Mar 2021
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