I wasn't ignoring you, I swear

Forgiveness, please.

Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here

The splitter splatter of little stomachs

"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating

Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.

Strong mothers feed of this!!

Warning: This issue contains both Babymetal and Bloodywood

Witches who lift!!

Especially strong mothers

Meet the new Witches. (Same as the old Witches)

Plus, a long visit to Malaise-a

I also survived! Moving to another state with kids

And finally, I hope to survive moving off Substack 🧙‍♀️ 🤝 👻 Tiny bit of housekeeping. First, if all goes according to plan, this is the last Evil Witches you will receive via Substack. I’m sick of the baggage. Your next issue should look very much the same but come via Ghost.

I Survived: Parenthood (maybe)

And other tales of survival, courtesy Joy Engel

What we do to try to hang on to sanity

Also: Barfing in inconvenient places

Guest post: Can you make the 4th trimester suck less?

Hold the cabbage

What blew up your parent chat last year?

Witches be talking

The fate of Cassandra

When you were right and it sucks

The Evil Witches winter 2025 classified issue!

Goods and services offered by the community: add yours!

Paid subscriber email: WTF is this holiday thing from my in-laws?

And a few reminders for you and only you

"No gifts" or "Yes gifts?" Edith Zimmerman and I hash out who is superior

Plus: A special note for the paid subscribers

Archives

A few times I lost my shit recently

For old times' sake

Household

I got real and hired someone to manage my calendar / brain for me

And maybe you should too?

Archives

Paid subscriber issue: Bad little whistle boy

A lot of things are shitty but some things are okay

Finally, a witches' survey! For real this time

But first, we have some work to do

Move over emotional labor: It's cognitive load time!

Why you're so tired and mad at your spouse. (One of of the reasons why)

Archives

You, too, will forget someday

So here are some things to remember!

I only angrily walked away from my kids once last month!

Tales of growing children, including me

Food

Paid subscriber issue: What's been working for me lately

The Birkenstocks thing is kind of huge

Archives

Little summer break-ish for me too

I mean there's still laundry and shit