I also survived! Moving to another state with kids

And finally, I hope to survive moving off Substack 🧙‍♀️ 🤝 👻 Tiny bit of housekeeping. First, if all goes according to plan, this is the last Evil Witches you will receive via Substack. I’m sick of the baggage. Your next issue should look very much the same but come via Ghost.

I Survived: Parenthood (maybe)

And other tales of survival, courtesy Joy Engel

What we do to try to hang on to sanity

Also: Barfing in inconvenient places

Guest post: Can you make the 4th trimester suck less?

Hold the cabbage

What blew up your parent chat last year?

Witches be talking

The fate of Cassandra

When you were right and it sucks

The Evil Witches winter 2025 classified issue!

Goods and services offered by the community: add yours!

Paid subscriber email: WTF is this holiday thing from my in-laws?

And a few reminders for you and only you

"No gifts" or "Yes gifts?" Edith Zimmerman and I hash out who is superior

Plus: A special note for the paid subscribers

A few times I lost my shit recently

For old times' sake

I got real and hired someone to manage my calendar / brain for me

And maybe you should too?

Paid subscriber issue: Bad little whistle boy

A lot of things are shitty but some things are okay

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Finally, a witches' survey! For real this time

But first, we have some work to do

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Move over emotional labor: It's cognitive load time!

Why you're so tired and mad at your spouse. (One of of the reasons why)

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You, too, will forget someday

So here are some things to remember!

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I only angrily walked away from my kids once last month!

Tales of growing children, including me

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Paid subscriber issue: What's been working for me lately

The Birkenstocks thing is kind of huge

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Little summer break-ish for me too

I mean there's still laundry and shit

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Becoming an expert against your will

When you become a mom you magically learn how to run a committee

Podcast

Paid subscriber email: My face + your help for other readers

A live recording of my face is in here-I'm sorry! But I have some q's for you.

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Doctor ➡️ Doctor Mom

What motherhood does to your practice

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Should I put my poo in the mail?

What the colonoscopy-age divas are talking about. Plus: A book giveaway

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Ask a publishing witch

Kate McKean answers your questions about writing and selling books

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Paid subscriber issue: Fatigue advice I could actually use

Also: fun dads, and a question about cheating