Subscriber issue: Trips, not vacations

How much enjoyment can you reasonably expect from a trip with your family?

A witch Dm’ed me this great question right before I went on spring break:

How, as a parent, do you take family vacations that aren’t soul crushing wastes of money and time? Like, they say that when you have kids you don’t take vacations, you take trips. You’re just relocating your whole circus to another location where frankly you don’t even have your us…