Peppa Pig's Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig have the huge, knock-down-drag-out fight that they've been repressing for six seasons

by Amelia Granger

"Can you come in here for a moment, Daddy Pig?" Mummy Pig cooed, beckoning her porcine husband into the kitchen. Peppa and her little brother George were on the sofa, watching television.

"We can watch as much as we like, now that Mummy and Daddy are going away to argue!" Peppa gleefully whispered to George. "Weep!" squeaked George, brandishing the filth…