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My kid sucks at masks

literally

Claire Zulkey
Jul 01, 2021
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Our kids did in-person school this year and while the older one was diligent about keeping his mask on, the younger was not. We bought various types of masks to fit closely to his little face but we saw how often they just slipped beneath his nose, and, distressingly, were often soaked from him sucking and chewing on it. I’m sorry to say this was unsurp…

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