Today’s post is just a celebration of the sacred tradition of gathering around the family table, a source of normalcy, comfort and nourishment for all:







What shitty "I give up" meals have your bastard kids been way too excited you've been serving them over quarantine?

@TheEvilWitches Chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. Are they that different from pancakes, really?

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