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Curses!

We have all made them. Some come true

Claire Zulkey
Oct 28, 2019
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I watched an Amy Schumer special a few years ago where she made a joke about moms who are jealous of their son’s girlfriends because they want to have sex with their sons. I must have been having some kind of week with my boys because right then and there I cursed her to have five sons. When she had her first child, a boy, not long ago I knew it was bec…

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