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Bah.
Or feh?
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🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
The things kids think sick people say
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On the "do not buy" list
Choose carefully
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Areas of lowered expectations
There are areas of my life I’ve had to just tell myself I’ll excel at later in life—if at all—that I had previously assumed would be a part of my adult woman life. Saying “I’ll work harder on that later” instead of “I should do
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I could say day and you'd say night
Contrary little shits.
Humor
Curses!
We have all made them. Some come true
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Can I have some time alone?
Moments to yourself are like Pokemon: gotta catch 'em all
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A talent competition
Impress us.
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The “Not That Bad” checklist.
A witch trial
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Oh, you let your kids watch 'Sesame Street' while you cook dinner? Okay...
Why did you even have them?
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Filthy mouthed wife
...and mom?
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The worst daddy in the world
I felt bad for laughing but I couldn’t help it. The Monday before school started (today!!) I took the kids to play on the Slip-n-Slide for a few hours with their cousins in the morning. It was a sunny day, by the way. Then they spent four