Witchy takes
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The things kids think sick people say
Witchy takes
Witchy takes
On the "do not buy" list
Choose carefully
Areas of lowered expectations
There are areas of my life I’ve had to just tell myself I’ll excel at later in life—if at all—that I had previously assumed would be a part of my adult woman life. Saying “I’ll work harder on that later” instead of “I should do
I could say day and you'd say night
Contrary little shits.
Curses!
We have all made them. Some come true
Witchy takes
Can I have some time alone?
Moments to yourself are like Pokemon: gotta catch 'em all
Witchy takes
A talent competition
Impress us.
Witchy takes
The “Not That Bad” checklist.
A witch trial
Witchy takes
Oh, you let your kids watch 'Sesame Street' while you cook dinner? Okay...
Why did you even have them?
Witchy takes
Filthy mouthed wife
...and mom?
The worst daddy in the world
I felt bad for laughing but I couldn’t help it. The Monday before school started (today!!) I took the kids to play on the Slip-n-Slide for a few hours with their cousins in the morning. It was a sunny day, by the way. Then they spent four hours playing
Did you know these things were optional?
In which we learn the Ta-Ta Towel is ta-riffic but La Mer is lamer.