Subscriber post: Butthurt 🍑

It's normal, what your kid did to your heinie. But it doesn't make it right.

I ran this question and answer to paid subscribers over five years ago. I have more subscribers now than then, and I still think this is news people can use, so I wanted to brush it back off and give it a second send. But since it’s about booties, I still think it should be a paid-subscriber-only treat. Sending you comfortable rectal vibes. xooxoxoxo

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