Evil Witches Newsletter

Evil Witches Newsletter

Sheltering in Place—Teen Edition

by Elizabeth Blackwell

Claire Zulkey
Apr 09, 2020
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To the parents of toddlers, life on lockdown with three teenagers sounds like a breeze. They sleep in, feed and dress themselves, and are old enough to understand why the family is stuck in a crappy, never-ending staycation.

They’re also old enough to know what they’re missing out on.

Most teens I know don’t fit the scowling, eye-rolling stereotype, but…

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