I have always wanted an advice column. I am especially good, I think, at giving advice that basically goes, “Tell that bitch ‘no’ and who cares what she thinks about you!”
My dream of being an actual advice columnist came true not long ago when “Ask” Amy Dickinson asked me to help her with an advice column, answering a lady whose 3 year old was making s…
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