Subscriber post: Butthurt 🍑
It's normal, what your kid did to your heinie. But it doesn't make it right.
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I also survived! Moving to another state with kids
And finally, I hope to survive moving off Substack 🧙♀️ 🤝 👻 Tiny bit of housekeeping. First, if all goes according to plan, this is the last Evil Witches you will receive via Substack. I’m sick of the baggage. Your next issue should look very much the same but come via Ghost.
I Survived: Parenthood (maybe)
And other tales of survival, courtesy Joy Engel
What we do to try to hang on to sanity
Also: Barfing in inconvenient places
Guest post: Can you make the 4th trimester suck less?
Hold the cabbage