Last year I learned that I’m of age to get a colonoscopy; my doctor told me due to my medical history I qualified to do Cologuard (where you send a sample of your poop in the mail for testing) rather than come in for a full colonoscopy.

I couldn’t decide which to do; avoiding the hassle of setting up/attending an appointment sounded good, but so did the drugs from a full test. Who else could I trust with this decision besides witches? Their input is below.

But first…

Need summer reading? Witches got you covered

Some good news, in a world of bad news, is that a lot of witches are enjoying the professional and personal excitement of publishing books this month. Here are a few to check out this summer, in addition to ’s book which I ran on AMA on recently:

• Fan Favorite by . When decidedly unhappy Edie Pepper DMs her way onto a reality TV dating show, she’s going to realize love isn’t so easily won. (Chicago: Come celebrate Adrienne in person next week in a Q&A with the delightful Jeremy Owens at the iconic Book Cellar! RSVP requested.)

• Bird Milk & Mosquito Bones by . A funny and insightful memoir about Priyanka’s search for home, from Kashmir to England to Saudi Arabia to Michigan to Rome and, finally, to Los Angeles—standalone essays that together form a sweeping portrait of a peripatetic life. Out now in paperback.

  

• Everyone is Lying to You by . The tradwife murder mystery we’ve all been waiting for: An explosive thriller about two estranged friends, a grisly murder, a sudden disappearance, and the truly shocking revelation that everyone is lying to you about something.

  

  
  AND I’m doing a li’l giveaway to celebrate these releases. I’m giving away two copies each of Adrienne and Kate McKean’s books and one of Priyanka’s: first come, first serve in the comments get them!
  

Now, back to butts 🍑