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The worst dates for a baby to be born

Don't give birth or otherwise accept a child into your life born on these dates

Claire Zulkey
Jan 13, 2021
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December 1-January 31: Too close to holiday season. Next.

February 13-15: Too close to Valentine’s day. Buying a birthday card and valentines for everyone? Get real.

The second weekend of May: It’s Mother’s Day. Not Baby’s Day.

The third Sunday in June (if you live with the baby’s father): Or else you will be mad every year about having to make a big deal …

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