Paid subscriber post: "You're the fucking baby here"
The phases of coming to accept your bad ass little kid
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Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here
The splitter splatter of little stomachs
"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating
Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.
Strong mothers feed of this!!
Warning: This issue contains both Babymetal and Bloodywood
Witches who lift!!
Especially strong mothers