Paid subscriber post: "You're the fucking baby here"

The phases of coming to accept your bad ass little kid

Have you walked into your bathroom at the end of a long day to realize that your young child has drawn a profanity in the shower’s steam directed directly at one of the people raising him? I have.

Here were the stages of working through it in case you think this might apply to you someday:

1. Disbelief that you’re seeing this after several hours of taking t…