Low-key humble braggy question on R/parenting

I'm not defensive, you're defensive

These questions posted on Reddit are real: my interpretations of what they’re actually saying maybe are not but that’s never stopped me:

“How can I be a better gentle parent?”
(I am already a very gentle parent but am so gentle I know I could be gentler.)

“Child model”
(my child is more beautiful than most)

“Advice on calling my child a ‘good girl’”
(my …