Adventure #1: Morning

Adventure #2: Afternoon

Adventure #3: Evening

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One witchy thing

In an email I received from a witch friend:

My husband’s mom just texted me to ask what kind of birthday cake my kid wants “and icing.” I said “Why don’t you call him and ask him?” Feels good.