And a hearty f-you to you, ma'am
Taking off my earrings and cracking my knuckles
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Have a crabby travel baby? It can get better.
Also the call for classifieds is coming!
I wasn't ignoring you, I swear
Forgiveness, please.
Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here
The splitter splatter of little stomachs
"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating
Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.