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The insanely terrifying Easter Bunny

by Michelle Djamoos

Claire Zulkey
Apr 12, 2020
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My dad is retired and lovingly watches my son on two of the days that I work. One summer, when my son Everett was two, I was helping him get dressed for the day. I put on him a shirt that had sharks and he says to me:

Mommy - I saw a shark EATING a guy." 

My response: "Where?" 

Everett: "At Grandma and Grandpas house!"

Me: "Like a picture?"

Everett: "No! It …

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